some transylvanians hate dracula for giving their country a bad name. but others say he projects strength
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some transylvanians hate dracula for giving their country a bad name. but others say he projects strength
christmas is when jesus was born, and easter is when he died. in between is when he did various baby crimes bad enough to warrant capital punishment at 3 months old. very bad baby
a cage would be the perfect place to chill. fresh air, bars to lean on, protection from predators. pretty sure i’d be singing too.
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wwhat the fuck
if my understanding of how machines work is correct, filling the petrol tank makes a rubber duck float high enough to release a ball which knocks over dominos and so on. at some point the car starts
every restaurant owner some day arrives at a crossroads. they can either assume all the risk by making their business gradually better, or make it significantly worse and trust gordon ramsay to fix it
(pleasantly) love the quality of your work dude. is it a tribute to something? a master or idea, for example? a memory? who pays for this?
joe biden should just cut to the chase and promise to show everyone the old gun he has in his desk drawer. that’s what grandpas are for. “joe biden 2020 if you come over i will show you my old gun”.
(french guy saying “bluetooth speaker” voice) bloutouse speakair
girls love it when you insinuate yourself into their lives disguised as a jolly french monk named frére georges who brings them fresh apples from the abbey orchard